Frank: Well, Mary, you know my counselor’s got me going to these classes to help me out with a couple of things [jingles change in his pocket]
Mary: [nods cautiously]
Frank: So, you’re a golden retriever.
Mary: What? [thinks: He thinks I'm a female dog?]
Frank: And Mike’s a beaver, Rodger’s an otter, and I can’t figure out what Lindsay or Kevin are.
Mary: That’s nice. What’s this mean.
Frank: You’re a golden retriever. You’re loyal and faithful, but not always so bright. Mike’s a beaver because he just goes about his work without much fanfare. Rodger’s an otter because he likes to play all day and eat.
Mary: Interesting. [thinks: Not really.] Why can’t you figure out what Kevin and Lindsay are?
Frank: Yeah, I’m going to have to give them that 400 question test.
Mary: Four hundred questions?
Frank: It’s the standard test that they give.
Mary: None of us took that test, so how do you know what we are?
Frank: Well, you can just read the descriptions and figure it out.
Mary: What about Lindsay and Kevin?
Frank: I think they’re combinations of a few different animals. I really don’t know.
Mary: But you work with them the most. [egging him on]
Frank: Well, Kevin’s the most confusing of the two. I talk about him to my counselor more than I do about my ex-wife!
Mary: Really? Why?
Frank: He’s just… [inaudible] [jingles change in his pockets] [walks away]